Me [Sound Engineer]: Man, that Lesley girl's hot.
Kelly [Stage Manager]: Are you going to be saying that every five minutes?
Me: Of course not. Just the once.
[two minutes later]
Me: Hot.
Kelly: [sigh]
Me: Right, Zip? Hot.
Zip [Master Electrician]: Who?
Me: Lesley. She's Lucy, Lydia's servant.
Zip: Tell me when she's on stage again.
[shortly thereafter]
Me: Now, Zip.
Kelly: [sigh]
Zip: She's cute. Don't know if I'd go so far as to say hot, though. What do you say, Kelly?
Kelly: [buries head in hands]
Kelly [Stage Manager]: Are you going to be saying that every five minutes?
Me: Of course not. Just the once.
[two minutes later]
Me: Hot.
Kelly: [sigh]
Me: Right, Zip? Hot.
Zip [Master Electrician]: Who?
Me: Lesley. She's Lucy, Lydia's servant.
Zip: Tell me when she's on stage again.
[shortly thereafter]
Me: Now, Zip.
Kelly: [sigh]
Zip: She's cute. Don't know if I'd go so far as to say hot, though. What do you say, Kelly?
Kelly: [buries head in hands]
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ClearCom conversations are fun. Especially with people you're sitting inches away from. And for the record, Lesley is totally hot.